I work in a pet store that adopts out homeless cats and dogs. Last spring I got a 12 week old rescue kitten, but within a month or so it became apparent that she has bowel issues. ( Long story short, sometimes she just poos on everything and seems to have no idea she's doing it. )

Poll

I always have to poop at the worst times, like the middle of the night or right before I have to leave for work.  How cooperative are your bowels?

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How often would you say you get diarrhea (you know, the runs, watery poops, that sort of thing. I know the medical term is "loose bowel movement three times or more per day" but go by what you consider 'diarrhea')?
How many times per month (if you get it that often) or year?

Can eating too fast/too much cause diarrhea?

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Do zombies poop?

Inspired by the question about Superman ice cream. Have you ever had a oddly-colored BM? If so, do you know what caused it?

How in the flying whatsis did this bird poop get on our door screen? Serious and non-serious answers please!

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Can you remember any witty poetry or writing you've read on a toilet wall?

Do you poop at work?

If you ABSOLUTELY had to pick one or the other, would you rather deal with being constipated or would you rather have diarrhea?

No, 'neither' is not a choice.

length of the affliction would be a day, maybe less